I have lived through some pretty scary windstorms in my lifetime, though nothing near a hurricane or tornado or anything, so I guess technically I’m not much of an aficionado. But relatively speaking, as far as gusty wind is concerned, the Puget Sound area has its doozies. Seattle windstorms are strong and powerful, but feel in general lofty and dissipated; maybe it’s too far south from the source or perhaps gets its wind from other means. The winds here puts everything else I’ve ever felt to shame.
To. Shame.
Known in these parts as the dreaded “nor’easters” they come barreling down the Fraser River Valley in the cleft between Canada’s Coast Mountains and the Cascade Range. The winds rush, gush, gale, gust, moan, groan and every other kind of spooky wind adjective you can think of. The striking gusts feel like angry ocean surf pounding against the house. I have heard voices, yelling, singing, shouting and other such bizarre and “Who’s there?” kind of moments, especially at night, and especially at night when Will is out of town. The constant rushing around the house creates a loud din, similar to the ever-present whooshing sound one hears on an airplane: inescapable, punctuated by turbulence, and instills the desire to never, ever open the door. Our house sits slightly above the valley floor, nestled against the foothills of Sumas Mountain, and therefore is shielded from the worst of it, which I hear can gust to 80+mph out in the open flatlands. When the nor’easters hit our first November in this farmhouse, wind advisories warned of 35mph winds with 50mph gusts.
Wind moves things. The toys in containers that are usually stored against the side of the house got strewn across the yard, the road, the creek, the gully, into the neighboring acreage. Same for my large stacks of flower pots/containers. Also buckets. Oh, and lawn chairs.
And then there’s the trampoline. The safety netting around it acted as a sail, eventually inching the entire thing forward about 20ft from its original position along the treeline behind the swing set. By the time I noticed, it was 5-feet in front of the swing set, as if the two were in a slow race towards the side of the house and the trampoline had just broken out ahead. The thing had also rotated so that the zipper-door faced a different direction, and one of the metal poles holding the safety net was bent inward at a 45-degree angle. It looked like it had been hit by a truck. We bent it back and cautiously continued to utilize the still-good toy.
The next year another windstorm hit and though we battened down the hatches and secured everything we could think of, we had failed to bury, tie or otherwise secure the trampoline over the course of the previous several months. Again a wind advisory warning was issued for the county. Again the wind raged against our house. That afternoon I happened to be talking to Will in the living room when we heard a THUNK right outside the front door. I had a sneaking suspicion it was a toy or bucket that had flown up against the side of the house but I was unprepared to find myself FACE TO FACE with the trampoline upon opening my front door. The thing had flown, its safety nets like a sail, across the yard, narrowly missing our cars by mere feet, and crashing into the wall underneath a small window.
The house was unharmed: a metallic scuffmark in the paint was all the damage sustained. Trampoline? Not so much. Nearly all its safety poles were pointing the wrong way, the main circular framework was bent, and the legs were torn apart at several soldering seams. Unsalvageable as a trampoline, though we saved the mesh fabric for some possible future usage.
Wind. Wind did this. When it was blowing. Scary, scary wind.